I can't believe I said that!

We were at the kitchen table this morning signing the papers to refinance our house. The attorney cellphone kept ringing-but it was on vibrate. Then, my cellphone rang, also on vibrate. After the third interruption I exclaimed in all sincerety to my husband, "We have dueling vibrators!" He promptly cracked up where as I hid my face in my hands for the next five minutes. Stoopid monkey.